Welcome my dear and humble Reader.
Prepare yourself for a astonishing mind numbing experience which very well may alter your whole perception of your surroundings….yeah thaaat good.
Let´s come to the very reason this blog was ripped out of oblivion and put into the spotlight of our decandent stage of self-manifestation. Simple, it is a sandbox for my mind, a place to hone my skills from just a bit above average to down right awesome.
Which skills, you might ask humble reader. Well my skills of…well…erhm…yeah…ehm… creativity I guess.
A not so long time ago I bought a book (Freaky I know). A friend of mine, of which I got a lot…okey some…at least I thi…hope so. Anyway you might encounter him if you decide to train your sticktudeness and keep reading this soon to be absolutely awesome blog. This book was about songwriting. It was a surprisingly small book. But well it kind of blew my mind. After reading this book, songs I already heard and loved for years suddenly were kind of shallow and dumb. Other Songs which I didn’t like suddenly shone in a light of serenity. It wasn’t so much that the content changed. What changed were all the little things, which I didn’t see before. The same words, though still carrying the same content suddenly said so much more or well…or not. The same words, carried a whole new meaning, not changing the content, but the perspective of the listener from which he heard, saw or experienced this song. As I read this book, I thought that I too, want to be able to do that. As fate might wanted to prevent this book was a how to book, something like songwriting for dummies.
Well here I am, exercising on stage. For you to applaud or through various vegetables at me. What I will do is taking two words. Adjective, verb, noun or whatever. It doesn’t matter. And I´ll combine them. Then I ´ll write, what ever comes to my mind, reading those to words.
I might need your help humble reader. You may post two words you combined in the commentary and I´ll try to usem in my next entry.
Sometimes I might post a bit of Object writing. Just something I scribbled down in ten minutes about any object which came to my mind. I´ll try to show you my perception of it. Your invited to throw some objects at me too…metaphorically of course.
A little warning at the end of this exhausting long introduction. English ain´t my mother tounge…shocker. I still try to write all my abominations of creativity in english, why? Ha! Honing two skills at once. Awesome right?! Right?! I can train my english texting and my skills of creativity, try to be that cool! Second my mother tounge ain´t my mother tounge either. I seem to be capable of chaining words and often they do seem to make some kind of sense for those people which might or might not listen to me, but sometimes it seems, like they don´t understand me…well a little bit more then sometimes…okey..occasionally…okay damit often to often! But fear not, I came to the conclusion that it ain´t my fault, it´s just that those listeners can´t keep up with my lightning fast thoughts. While they´re still crushing the skull with their bone hammer, I already invented…the electric bone hammer to crush the skulls.
It´s like the time the Beschkollo Kanadelles tried to invade earth but…well couldn’t find it because their navigator were my high school math teacher which kept miscalculating. Totally! Right?! I knew you´d understand humble reader, only quick witted and near genius readers would read this blog…and your one of them…lucky you.
Ah one other thing…I don´t care about spelling or gramar what so ever…so suck it up!
So let´s start the magnificent rodeo of honing creativity skills and let our minds carry us to places no human has ever seen, cared to see or well… didn’t wanna see!